Golden Flask Review 2016

What is The Golden Flask?


  The Golden Flask is a bottle that looks like a flask in where synthetic urine is deposited. Imitating real human urine the Golden flask includes over 4 oz of premixed synthetic urine and its stable for a year in its liquid from.


What makes the Golden Flask the best option to pass your test?

As you might be aware not all-synthetic urine is able to imitate real urine. The golden flask however is made with all the ingredients necessary to model real urine.  The urine of the Flask contains a balance pH , the specific gravity of real urine, creatinine , and other elements find in urine. The urine on the Flask also resembles the real color of urine, compared to another synthetic urines that their color resembles mountain dew. The Flask also creates foam when shaken which is another element you’ll find in real urine.

Personally as a frequent user of the Golden Flask , I’ve been more than happy with its results.

How It Looks?

Golden Flask

What does it come with:

1 premixed personal G. Flask filled with over 4 oz of Synthetic Urine.

1 one-heat pad to help bring the fluid to a life-like realistic temperature

1 Set of Instructions

–Temperature Strip comes pre-applied to flask for easy reading.


**The Flask must be opened until it is ready for use. Once opened the fluid should be used within 24 hours of removing the cap.


How to use your Golden Flask


  1. Remove the heat pad from the out protective wrapper and shake to activate.
  2. Place heat pad upright along the length of the bottle and secure with the enclosed rubber band.
  3. Place the  Flask bottle with heat pad attached in an undisclosed area, such as your sock or underwear. Flask needs to be touching your skin too maximize heating results.
  4. G.  Flask is ready to use when the temperature strip reads between 96-100 degrees.

This will take approximately 1 hour.

The heat pad will maintain the proper temperature for about 7 hours.

If faster results are required, the golden flask can be microwaved for 10-15 seconds. If no color appears in the temperature strip, remove the heat pad and allow cooling until you see the GREEN indicator


For Visual Learnes- See How to Use your Golden Flask
Video by ALS Step-by-step explaining how to use your Golden Flask


What are the elements of good Synthetic Urine?

What are the elements of good Synthetic Urine?

When talking about Urine drug testing we need to talk about adulteration. Adulteration on urine testing is basically the manipulation of the urine to alter the results of your test. Drug tests will look in your urine for certain parameters. If you aren’t aware of them don’t worry here is a list of  some of the things you need might want to have on mind when buying your Synthetic urine.

-Creatinine Levels : creatinine is a waste product of creatine (amino acid found in urine). Absence of it may indicate that the urine is not genuine.

-Specific Gravity to determine: The specific gravity basically tests for dilution. Normal range of specific gravity is 1.003 to 1.030.

-Presence of Glutaraldehyde- The presence of glutaraldehyde (which is an agent not found in urine) indicates adulteration.

-Presence of Nitrite – another component that shouldn’t be present in urine.

-PH: When they test ph they are basically looking for the presence of acidic or alkaline adulterants in urine. PH Levels range is of 4.0 to 9.0. If the tester is outside the range they’ll know the urine has been adulterated.

-Temperature: Urine must be between 90 Fahrenheit and 100 Fahrenheit (32-38 Celsius). If your urine is cold or too warm this will be a sign of adulteration.

-Foam: Yes, foam is another way to find out if your pee is fake. When urine is shaken up it should create foam. If the synthetic urine you are using does not create foam, it’s a hint of adulteration.

-Color & Smell: Even when these might seem pretty simple points and aren’t really part of the test, you can easily detect fake urine if the color or smell are far from the real one. When the color or the smell is unusual they might have to do some extra testing in your urine.

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Making a Whizzinator-2016

Making a Whizzinator? Is it a good idea or not?              Making a Whizzinator

Making a whizzinator could certainly pass through your mind. We all hit that point on our lives when we see something and say “ I can do that myself and it will be cheaper”. But the truth is that a lot of time it is not cheaper, it consumes your time and it might not come out as you wanted. When dealing with something like a drug test the last thing you want is to mess it up. The Whizzinator is not constructed in a day and finding synthetic urine that will pass the drug test is not easy. Creating your own Whizzinator is not the best idea.

Where to buy it?

You can access the and will find the Whizzinator in different colors. You will also find a variety of  products related to urine tests and refills if you already own a product.

What is the Whizzinator?

What is the Whizzinator?


So if you are looking for the word Whizzinator online, or even typing how to pass a drug test? You probably have a basic idea of what the Whizzinator is. The Whizzinator is basically a synthetic urine device, created to pass drug testing.

How does it look?

For male users the Whizzinator is basically a fake penis that you strap to your waist. For female users there is a version called The Whizz Kit, which is a belt with a small tube that you also strap to your waist.

Who sells it?
The Whizzinator is a trademark by ALS (Alternative Life Style). They have been manufacturing the Whizzinator since 2007.They also provide a variety of synthetic urine products such as the Whizz kit , Lil Whizz , Clean kit, & Golden Flask.


Does the Whizzinator works?
Yes, the Whizzinator works, it’s been out in the market so long for a reason. Celebrities and even athletes had used in it the past. As long as you aren’t directly observed while peeing and follow correctly all the steps to use it, the Whizzinator will help you pass your drug test.


Why to use it?

After consuming drugs THC cells store in fat cells, and this is released in blood cells. Once reached your liver, your liver will try to break down the THC and this will produce THC-COOH, which is what urine test detect. (Leaf Science)

The time your body takes to clean depends on a variety of factors. Occasional users can be clean just a few days or week later. However frequent users need to wait longer for their body to clean. Not all people have the time or patience for this. Sometimes your test is just on that week your birthday is or maybe you are just a heavy user. Here is where the Whizzinator comes in. The Whizzinator is easy and rapidly obtain from their webpage .



Whizz Kit Review 2016

Whizz Kit- Female or Unisex Whizzinator

Let’s say you are a woman or know a woman who needs to pass a drug test. The Whizzinator touch is clearly out of your list. But behold my friends! The whizzinator offers an option for women. The Whizz Kit is a refillable belt that contains synthetic urine. It works basically as the Whizzinator touch ,just without a penis.

What makes the W. Kit unique is not only its female-unisex option, but that it is also a refillable bag. You just need to buy the pre-mix urine. This way you will take advantage of the product to its maximum.


How it looks?


What does it comes with?

1 Whizz Kit
2 Heating Pads
1 syringe
1 instruction manual


How to use your Whizz Kit- Full Whizz-Kit Instructions



  1. Do not open the white cap before using the provided sample. Close the plastic clips on the tubing and cut the hose to the desired length. This should ONLY be done the day of use. If the hose is cut or cap is opened and the product is stored it will run the risk of growing harmful bacteria.
  2. Unwrap ONE heating pad from its plastic wrapper. Apply ONE heat pad with the sticky side directly to the back side of the bladder opposite the temperature label. The heating pad should be sandwiched between the bag and the belt. The heating pad automatically activates when exposed to air.
  3. Decide where you are going to ear the Whizz Kit, it can be worn around your waist, thigh, or rib cage area.
  4. When product is worn correctly the temperature label will be in contact with your skin, and the tubing hanging downward free of any kinks.
  5. Depending on current temperature the product could take up to 1 hour to reach a lifelike, realistic temperature.
  6. The temperature label MUST read green between 98-100 degrees.
  7. Your body heat and the heating pad COMBINED will maintain the proper temperature for up to 8 hours.
  8. Make sure to rinse out the Whizz Kit with water after every use. If the bag gets nasty, you can use a 5/95 mixture of hydrogen peroxide (5%) and water (95%) to clean it. Then rinse with water.



           For Visual learners- see how to use your Whizz Kit
                            Video by ALS step-by-step explaining how to use your Whizz Kit.



Whizzinator Review 2016

Whizzinator Touch Review 2016


Here are some basic of the latest model of the Whizzinator Touch.

The Whizzinator touch not only looks more like a real penis but it works like one. By only squeezing the penis the valve is released making the urine flow to the desired area just like a real penis.

Here is how it looks:

whizzinator touch

What colors can I get the Whizzinator?

If you access you’ll find that the Whizzinator comes in 5 different colors white, tan, latino, brown and black. If you aren’t sure which one will resemble your skin color here is a picture from ALS so you can get an idea.

Whizzinator Touch Colors

Whizzinator Touch Colors


The Whizzinator touch includes all the items you will need to use your Whizzinator right away, this include:

1 Whizzinator
1 Golden Shower Synthetic Urine Sample
4 Heating Pads
1 Syringe
1 Instruction Manual


So what is this all for?

The golden shower will help you create your pee.
The Syringe will help you fill with synthetic urine your Whizzinator bag.
The heating pads will help you warm the urine to the temperature urine obtains


How to use your Whizzinator Touch

  1. Using the syringe, measure 90 ml of water into cup.
  2. Add the entire vial of Golden Shower to cup of water.
  3. Stir the mixture together until completely dissolved.
  4. Using the syringe, suck up the Golden Shower mixture and inject it into the Whizzinator via the refill-port
  5. Apply one heat pad to the bag full of urine on the side of the bag that is opposite to the temperature strip. You will need to unfasten the Velcro to do this. (Shake heat pad to activate)
  6. Wear the product so that the temperature strip is touching your skin.
  7. Wait until the temperature reads between 98-102 before you decide to get down and dirty. This will give the Golden Shower a more realistic feel.
  8. When you want to let the Golden Shower flow, pull up on the white switch that is located at the base of the penis to activate the touch. Squeeze below the tip and let it flow!


Are you a visual learner? Here is a video by ALS where they go step-by-step explaining how to use your Whizzinator touch.